Please No Squeeza Da Banana - Louis Prima

Riley the cop would always stop

On the corner at tony's stand

He'd help himself to anything

On which he could lay his hand

Riley did this quite often

Plenty of fruit he would soften

'Til tony got sore

And inwardly swore

Then he began to shout

Hey please no squeeza da banana

Because when you do that

Den-a you make her flat

Hey please no squeeza da banana

When you squeeza da plum

You put him on the bum

You touch this you touch that

You touch everything

You push this you push that

You never buy nothing

So please no squeeza da banana

If you squeeza officer please

Squeeza da coconut

Hey please no squeeza da banana

Because when you do that

Den-a you make her flat

Hey please no squeeza da banana

When you squeeza da grape

You put him outta shape

You touch this you touch that

You put-a him on the bum

You squeeza this you squeeza that

Why don't you squeeza citroul

Oh please no squeeza da banana

Now you squeeza officer please

Squeeza da coconut

Hey please no squeeza da banana

Because when you do that

Then you make her flat

Hey please no squeeza da banana

And when you squeeza the peach

Mama will in the reach

You touch this you touch that

You muss 'em uppa da stand

You take-a dis you take-a dat

Someday I break-a you hand

So please no squeeza da banana

If you squeeza officer please

Squeeza da coconut

Hey squeeza da watermelon hey

Please no squeeza da banana