Pure Comedy - Father John Misty

At six

在第六日

For some reason when I go

因为一些原因我要离去

Yeah

The comedy of man starts like this

人类的喜剧之路就此开始

Our brains are way too big for our mothers' hips

我们生来就聪明过人

And so nature she divines this alternative

这是自然天性 我们的母亲早就洞悉了这一切

We emerged half formed and hope that whoever greets us on the other end

我们生来就有缺陷 希望遇见命中注定的另一半

Is kind enough to fill us in

足以填补我们生命的空虚

And babies that's pretty much how it's been ever since

从婴儿时期 我们就是如此

Now the miracle of birth leaves a few issues to address

如今 生命的奇迹也给我们留下了一些待解决的问题

Like say that half of us are periodically iron deficient

比如说 我们有一半的人周期性缺铁

So somebody's got to go kill something while I look after the kids

所以 当女人们在家照顾孩子 男人们要出去打猎

I'd do it myself but what are you going to get this thing its milk

但是如果依靠自己 你要靠什么来产生奶水

He says as soon as he gets back from the hunt we can switch

他说 当他打猎归来 我们可以转换角色

It's hard not to fall in love with something so helpless

在产物稀缺的社会 我们很难独自为伴

Ladies I hope we don't end up regretting this

女士们 我希望我们不会对此感到后悔

Comedy now that's what I call pure comedy

如今 人类的发展是一部喜剧 我称之为纯粹的喜剧

Just waiting until the part where they start to believe

只需默默等待 直到人们开始拥有信仰

They're at the center of everything

人类就是万物的中心

And some all powerful being endowed this horror show with meaning

一些强大的力量赋予了这个恐怖秀意义

Oh their religions are the best

人类认为自己的信仰是最好的

They worship themselves yet they're totally obsessed

他们崇拜自己 完全沉迷于基督教的言论

With risen zombies celestial virgins magic tricks these unbelievable outfits

比说死者复生 圣母玛利亚怀孕 奇迹诞生 基督教徒各司其职

And they get terribly upset

他们颠覆了这个世界

When you question their sacred texts

当你质疑他们的神圣言论

Written by woman-hating epileptics

他们带着性别歧视 写下了这些言论

Their languages just serve to confuse them

他们的语言只是为了迷惑众人

Their confusion somehow makes them more sure

内心的困惑反而让他们更加坚定

They build fortunes poisoning their offspring

他们用子孙后代的健康换来财富

And hand out prizes when someone patents the cure

他们申请专利 借此大捞一笔

Where did they find these goons they elected to rule them

他们找来匪帮暴徒 统治他们的世界

What makes these clowns they idolize so remarkable

是什么让这些小丑成为受人崇拜的偶像

These mammals are hell-bent on fashioning new gods

这些人类又拼命地塑造新神

So they can go on being godless animals

那样他们就可以继续做无神论的高级动物

Oh comedy their illusions they have no choice but to believe

多么可笑 他们沉浸在幻想里 但他们别无选择 只能选择相信

Their horizons that just forever recede

他们心中的希望永远销声匿迹

And how's this for irony their idea of being free is a prison of beliefs

这一切多么讽刺 他们的自由思想是信仰的监狱

That they never ever have to leave

他们永远无法逃离

Oh comedy oh it's like something that a madman would conceive

多么可笑 这一切仿佛是疯癫之人的幻想

The only thing that seems to make them feel alive is the struggle to survive

唯一让他们感觉充满活力的就是生存的挣扎

But the only thing that they request is something to numb the pain with

但是让疼痛麻木是他们唯一的要求

Until there's nothing human left

直到人类一无所有

Just random matter suspended in the dark

茫茫黑暗里只剩一片虚无

I hate to say it but each other's all we got

我讨厌说出这一切 但我们每个人都心知肚明