Rap God - Monster

Look I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings

听着 我原本打算对你手下留情 不去伤害你

But I'm only going to get this one chance

可我要把握这唯一的机会

Something's wrong I can feel it

我感觉到哪里不对劲

Just a feeling I've got

我只是觉得

Like something's about to happen

要出大事儿了

But I don't know what

但我不知道会发生什么

If that means what I think it means

那就意味着 我的意思是

We're in trouble big trouble

我们会有**烦

And if he is as bananas as you say

如果他是像你所说的那种人

I'm not taking any chances

我不会冒这个险的

You are just what the doc ordered

你就是老师眼里的佼佼者

I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God Rap God

此刻我感觉好像说唱之神降临

All my people from the front to the back nod back nod

所有小伙伴都跟着前后摇摆

Now who thinks their arms

就好像打手背的游戏

Are long enough to slap box slap box

谁都认为自己胳膊足够长能打到对方

They said I rap like a robot so call me rap-bot

我的说唱完美得像个机器 你们大可叫我说唱机器

But for me to rap like a computer

像我这般厉害的说唱

Must be in my genes

可能是源于基因

I got a laptop in my back pocket

可虽说我兜里装着笔记本

My pen'll go off when I half-cock it

我的笔还是会在半击发状态冲膛而出

Got a fat knot from that rap profit

通过饶舌 我赚得盆盈钵满

Made a livin' and a killin' off it

我名声大噪 风光无限

Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office

当年克林顿还是美国总统

With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack

还在和莫妮卡翻云覆雨

I'm an MC still as honest

时至今日 我依然是个敢说实话的人

But as rude and as indecent as all hell

只不过我极度粗俗无礼 无赖下流

Syllables skill-a-holic

肆意妄为

Kill 'em all with

秒杀他们

This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop

这就是所谓即兴的 扯东扯西的嘻哈

You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match

你一定不想掺和

With this rappity-rap

这充满火药味的说唱较量

Packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac'

小心我车后藏着的冲锋枪

Backpack rap crap yap-yap yackety-yack

拒绝俗套的说唱 无关联的词我也赋予韵脚

And at the exact same time

与此同时

I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that

我一边练习一边尝试高难度饶舌技巧

I'll still be able to break a mothaf**kin' table

我依然能一下打倒一桌人

Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half

包括从前那两位基佬 我能把他们撕成两半

Only realized it was ironic

事后想想当初质疑我签公司的人

I was signed to Aftermath after the fact

真是讽刺到家了

How could I not blow All I do is drop F-bombs

我怎么可能不火爆 而我要做的就是

Feel my wrath of attack

抛下满载我愤怒的**

Rappers are having a rough time period

于是说唱歌手们的那几天就不太好过

Here's a maxi pad

送你大号护垫

It's actually disastrously bad for the wack

这对那些渣渣来说简直就是悲剧

While I'm masterfully constructing this master piece

而我用神来之笔写出这首无与伦比的力作

I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God Rap God

此刻我感觉好像说唱之神降临

All my people from the front to the back nod back nod

所有小伙伴都跟着前后摇摆

Now who thinks their arms

就好像打手背的游戏

Are long enough to slap box slap box

谁都认为自己胳膊足够长能打到对方

Let me show you maintainin' this shit

来看看我如何轻松地笑到最后

Ain't that hard that hard

并没有那么难啊

Everybody want the key and the secret

每个人都想要秘诀

To rap immortality like I have got

如何成为我这种不朽说唱传奇

Well to be truthful the blueprint's

只不过实话实说而已

Simply rage and youthful exuberance

其实这诀窍就是燃烧我的青春

Everybody loves to root for a nuisance

人们喜欢吹捧我有伤大雅的歌词

Hit the Earth like an asteroid

做得都是摘星射月的大事

Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since

因为自出道我就惊天地泣鬼神

Pew pew pew

人满为患

MC's get taken to school with this music

我的音乐让MC们自惭形秽 补习押韵

'Cause I use it as a vehicle to bus the rhyme

因为我创作的歌词韵脚完美 无懈可击

Now I lead a new school full of students

如同当年引领风潮

Me I'm a product of Rakim Lakim Shabazz 2Pac

我本人

NWA Cube hey Doc Ren Yella Eazy thank you they got Slim

集之大成 真心感谢

Inspired enough to one day grow up

是他们让我汲取了足够灵感

Blow up and be in a position

厚积薄发才到了今天的地位

To meet Run–DMC and induct them

让我能在09年把Run D.M.C引进摇滚名人堂

Into the mothaf**kin' Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame

尽管我这种邪恶化身

Even though I'll walk in the church

一进教堂就会被上帝燃成烈焰

And burst in a ball of flames

我唯一能被引荐入住的名人堂就是酒鬼名人堂了

Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame

我***的过去

On the wall of shame

被钉在耻辱柱上

You fags think it's all a game

你们这帮废物以为这只是儿戏

Till I walk a flock of flames

直到我搞出些名堂

Off a plank and tell me what in the f**k are you thinkin'

告诉我你在想些什么

Little gay-looking boy

搞基小男孩

So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy

我都没法像你那么直接地跟别人形容你这样的货色

You're witnessing a massacre

你见证了我掀起的这场狂屠

Like you're watching a church gathering take place looking boy

围观这些受害者就像**的宗教狂徒那么多

Oy vey that boy's gay that's all they say looking boy

哦嘿 这小子是基佬 人们都这么说

You get a thumbs up pat on the back

还有人竖大拇哥 赞赏有加

And a way to go from your label every day looking boy

你就乖乖地做任公司摆布的玩偶

Hey looking boy what you say looking boy

嘿 那个谁 你还有什么想说的

I get a hell yeah from Dre looking boy

我身后还有个喜欢像Dr.Dre一样说着嘿耶

I'ma work for everything I have never ask nobody for shit

我要为我拥有的一切努力工作

Get outta my face looking boy

你赶紧滚开

Basically boy you're never gonna be capable

其实你的能力根本就不够

Of keeping up with the same pace looking boy

用来跟上我这么快的节奏

'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God Rap God

此刻我感觉好像说唱之神降临

All my people from the front to the back nod back nod

所有小伙伴都跟着前后摇摆

The way I'm racing around the track call me NASCAR NASCAR

在每个音轨间穿梭自如 叫我纳斯卡

Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park the White Trash God

住在拖车公园的车神 其他人眼里的上帝

Kneel before General Zod

死于赛道

This planet's Krypton no Asgard Asgard

快跪迎佐德将军的莅临

So you be Thor and I'll be Odin you rodent I'm omnipotent

若你是雷神索尔 那我就是你爹奥丁

Let off then I'm reloadin'

扔下一枚** 迅速就能再装填一枚给你

Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'

最好别把我唤醒

And I should not be woken

我是不死传奇

I'm the walking dead

形同行尸走肉

But I'm just a talking head a zombie floatin'

只剩下会说话的头颅在街上游走

But I got your mom deep throatin'

去你的

I'm out my Ramen Noodle

我的大脑不受控制

We have nothing in common poodle

别以为咱们有什么共同点 你不过是个下贱走狗

I'm a Doberman pinch yourself in the arm

我是凶恶的杜宾犬

And pay homage pupil

把你扼死在怀里以示真诚

It's me my honesty's brutal

我的诚恳是如此残忍蛮横

But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though

可如果我把我曾经的付出白白荒废 那就什么用都没有

For good at least once in a while

所以我时不时地来

So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch

看看我的草稿和涂鸦是否散落在某处

I scribble and doodle enough rhymes

我要写足够多的饶舌

To maybe try to help get some people through tough times

还要用上许多双关

But I gotta keep a few punchlines

才能让效仿我的废材渡过难关

Just in case 'cause even you unsigned

来确保有公司把他们签入帐下

Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime

所以说唱歌手们看到我就好像看到美味佳肴

I know there was a time where once I

我知道我曾经有一阵子

Was king of the underground

堪称地下说唱王者

But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind

现在我依然如法老般称王

So I crunch rhymes but sometimes when you combine

所以我对歌词反复咀嚼 可还是有人断章取义

Appeal with the skin color of mine

炒作我的肤色 让我大红大紫

You get too big and here they come tryin' to

人们就开始花时间去大做文章

Censor you like that one line

歌词写道

I said on I'm Back from the Mathers LP 1 when I tried to say

I'm Back和Mathers LP专辑

I'll take seven kids from Columbine

我想把儿童剧里的七个孩子带出来

Put 'em all in a line add an AK-47 a revolver and a 9

一个个站好 拿他们用AK-47 左轮枪和微冲试试枪法

See if I get away with it now

我倒真想看看时至今日

That I ain't as big as I was but I'm

我这么做是否还有人关注

Morphin' into an immortal

现在的我已经

Coming through the portal

踏入了永生的大门

You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though

可你还停留在我2004年的作品风格

And I don't know what the f**k that you rhyme for

我真不知道你们还有什么新鲜的

You're pointless as Rapunzel with f**king Cornrows

都快把童话里的长发莴苣姑娘改成玉米辫子头

You write normal F**k being normal

你们泯然众生 我才不同流合污

And I just bought a new raygun from the future

穿越未来带着镭射枪

Just to come and shoot ya

给你一枪

Like when Fabolous made Ray J mad

就像Fabolous攻击Ray J一样

'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather's pad

Fab说Ray那猥琐样还敢往拳王梅威瑟的聚会上站

Singing to a man while they played piano

一边弹琴还一边对着个男的唱歌

Man oh man that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel

我的老天

So Ray J went straight to the radio station

当年这事儿都成了电视上的一周特讯了

The very next day Hey Fab I'ma kill you

于是第二天Ray J就直奔电台

Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed

音速穿越回现在 下面请听好这语速有多快

JJ Fad

女子组合JJ

Uh summa-lumma dooma-lumma

说着巴拉巴拉的外星语言

You assuming I'm a human

你可以当我是个人类

What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman

我只是想要与你接触 我是超人别想伤害我

Innovative and I'm made of rubber

我的创新技巧就像全身的橡胶防御

So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me

你对我的诋毁都会弹回到你身上

And it'll glue to you and

把你死死黏住

I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating

我的破坏力无穷 前所未有

How to give a mothaf**kin' audience a feeling like it's levitating

你绝对不知道我怎么让听我歌的人飘飘欲仙

Never fading and I know the haters are forever waiting

这能力永不减弱 我知道恨我的人都在等那一天

For the day that they can say I fell off

因为到了那一天他们就能断言我落下神坛

They'll be celebrating

就此弹冠相庆

'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

因为我也知道是我的音乐高人一等

I make elevating music you make elevator music

才成为众矢之的 你们那些不过是像电梯一样只会原地踏步的音乐罢了

Oh he's too mainstream

噢 他的歌太主流了吧

Well that's what they do when they get jealous

你们这么说不过是嫉妒心作祟 无能为力罢了

They confuse it It's not hip-hop it's pop

他唱的根本不是嘻哈 是流行歌曲

'Cause I found a hella way to fuse it

当我把二者结合你只会这么说

With rock shock rap with Doc

还有摇滚 以及当时我携Dr.Dre轰动歌坛

Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it

去一边听听lose yourself吧 吓坏了吧

I don't know how to make songs like that

你词穷的样子就像 完全不会写歌啊

I don't know what words to use

怎么措辞啊

Let me know when it occurs to you

有问题了就告诉我

While I'm ripping any one of these verses that versus you

尤其是当我把那些让你为难的唱段撕得粉碎

It's curtains I'm inadvertently hurting you

这简直是就是一系列的灾难 伤你于无形

How many verses I gotta murder to

如果说我要用**来证明我的歌词

Prove that if you were half as nice

那你这半吊子的水准

Your songs you could sacrifice virgins to

就该去卖身求荣

Ungh school flunky pill junkie

你们这些校园脏痞 **成瘾

But look at the accolades these skills brung me

来看看这一身能耐带给我的赞誉

Full of myself but still hungry

感到充实却依然饥饿不已

I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to

有些事一旦认准了我就会不断强迫我自己

And I'm a million leagues above you

我的境界甩你几条街

Ay when I speak in tongues

一张嘴就带着恶意

But it's still tongue-in-cheek f**k you

但也许只是挖苦你 滚粗

I'm drunk so Satan take the f**king wheel

撒旦开车

I'm asleep in the front seat

烂醉的我坐在副驾席

Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz still Chunky but Funky

放着Heavy D的组合Boyz的那首歌

But in my head there's something

可此时纠结和挣扎却浮现在我的脑海里

I can feel tugging and struggling

好像天使

Angels fight with devils

和魔鬼缠斗在一起

And here's what they want from me

他们究竟想从我这得到什么

They're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate

其中一个让我把对女人的怨恨都变没

But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I have

可要是想起从前伤害过我的那些女人来

Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic

你就会为我如今的处境

To the situation and understand the discrimination

并明白我多么藐视她们那些人

But f**k it life's handing you lemons

不过这都是扯淡 生命赐予你苦涩的柠檬

Make lemonade then

是让你享用它榨成的水

But if I can't batter the women

可我要是不找个姑娘胖揍一顿

How the f**k am I supposed to bake them a cake then

我又该怎么写歌弥补罪刑

Don't mistake him for Satan it's a fatal mistake

你们不要再误会撒旦他老人家啦

If you think I need to be overseas

你们都错误地认为我现在应该出国养老去

And take a vacation to trip a broad

放个长假 带着个女人旅旅行

And make her fall on her face and

让她为你服务

Don't be a retard be a king

接下来登基称王

Think not

不要

Why be a motherf**king king

干吗要成为国王

When you can be a motherf**king God

你明明可以做上帝

你