Rollin' in a golden Tacoma the sh*t's stolen

If that b*tch tell on me I'ma do a f*ckin' drive-by in her colon

With my meat gotta keep it obsolete

Like Chris Brown when Rihanna got her f*ckin' a** beat

F*ck Jeeves ask me for advice if I'm not reading advice

I'm squatting down picking cracker b*tches scalp for some lice

Everything that I write is d**e because the pipe

And nope you can't have a hit unless you gimme the light

We be burnin' dirty rocks with a light switch

B*tch n*gga you about as hard as a dikes clit

I'm goin' as hard as Bishop Eddie Longs John

After I bought a Sidekick and sent that fag some nice pics

They say I try too goddamn hard

No sh*t I want a Grammy you damn retard

You can't be great when you settle for flea bargain

Unless you're a thrift hipster b*tch in a leotard

Painless Hodgy lost his motherf*cking mind because the brain left

Wolf Gang got the ink on me now it's banged out

Box Logo hoodie still haven't got the stains out

Congress ah yes I'm f*ckin' with the best blondes

Um yes I am now beating off to mom sex

Raquel is wrestling a prom dress

While me and Ray Charles have a f*cking staring contest

To all the step dads in here

Triple six kids got you motherf*ck scared

Could be worse n*gga that's absurd

N*gga I am at Pharrell's tryna butt f*ck nerds

This just in Tyler the Creator and Justin Bieber

Was just in the room flippin' Selena Gomez

Go 'head give some pucker up

I'll f*ck her up until the kids come in umm