Rudeness Train - Judge Dread
All aboard the rudeness train aye
Tell your sister to come down quick
And she can have a suck of my
On the rudeness train aye oh
I gave her one in the corridor
And after that she wanted more
On the rudeness train
Rude ya brother aye
Move it up sister if you could
For you are standing on my wood
On the rudeness train
Sigh chka chka chka chka ssh oooh
Show your ticket at the porter calls
And I look up and tell him all
On the rudeness train
Aye oh
I had a girl the other night
She wasn't loose but she wasn't tight
On the rudeness train
Ooooh ice
Whether you're small or whether you're large
Whether you're soft or whether you're hard
It's a rudeness train
Aye 'ow ya feelin'
Mary had a little pig she also had a bear
I've never seen her little pig but I've often had her bare
On the rudeness train
Aye
On the rudeness train aye
Boy blue stood on the burning dock
Waving and shaking his big hairy
On the rudeness train aye
Slow down
Slow down brother
You're going too fast