Say man what's that boy

I want to tell you 'bout your girlfriend

What about my girl

Well you don't look strong enough to take the message

I'm strong enough

I might hurt your feelings

My feelings are already hurt by being here with you

Well I was walking down the street with your girl the other day

Ah ha

And the wind was blowin' real hard

Is that right

And the wind blew her hair into my face

Ah ha

You know what else happened

What happened

The wind blew her hair into her face

Yeah

And we went a little further you wanna hear the rest of it

I might as well

The wind blew her hair into the street

Okay since you told me about my girl

I'm gonna tell you about yours

I was walking down the street with your girl

Yes

I took her home for a drink you know

Took her home

Yeah jus' for a drink

Oh

But that chick looked so ugly

She had to sneak up on the glass to get a drink of water

You've got the nerve to call somebody ugly

Why you so ugly the stork

That brought you in the world oughta be arrested

That's alright my momma didn't have to put a sheet

On my head so sleep could slip up on me

Look a here

What's that

Where are you from

South America

What's that

South America

You don't look like no South American to me

I'm still from South America

What part

South Texas

Where are your workin' boots at

I've got 'em on

There aren't no boots you got on those broguettes

Hey look a here

What's that

I've bin tryin' to figure out what you is

I already figured out what you is

What's that

You that thing I throw peanuts at

Look a here

What's that

You should be ashamed of yourself

Why

Calling people ugly

I didn't call you ugly

What you say

I said you was ruined that's all

You know somethin'

What

You look like you've bin whooped with a ugly stick

Hey I ain't got nothin' to do with it but I beat the fellah right