Small Fry - Bing Crosby (本·考斯比)

Yeah yeah break up that ripping now

Small fry strutting by the pool room

Small fry should be in the school room

My my put down that cigarette

You ain't a grown up high and mighty yet

Small fry dancing for a penny

Small fry counting up how many

My my now you just listen here to me

You ain't the biggest catfish in the sea

You practice pecking all day long

To some old radio song

(Oh yes I peck oh yes)

Now you better listen to your Pa

And someday practice upon the law

Then you'll be a real success

(Yes )

Yes

(Well yes)

Small fry now you kissed the neighbor's daughter

Small fry a-get on back in in the shallow water

Seems I should take you 'cross my knee

'Cause you ain't the biggest catfish in the sea

You got your feet all soaking wet

Lord you'll be the death of me yet

Oh me oh my small fry

You call me small fry

(Oh you is most infinitesimal too small for your britches)

You call me small fry

Now now now you look at here you're shorter than me

I wonder where my smoke is

My my my my my

I never heard such cannon

(Be still boy)

You better look in the closet Ma

I'll bet the chillies are gone

Oh small fry I saw you out there betting on those ponies

(Tall fry you know that you picked all the ponies)

My my my my now you just listen here to me now

I know I know I know I know

I ain't the biggest catfish in the sea you said that before

You got a pina Kodak in your pocket

What happened to Mars

Where in ring did you hock it Oh yes

Oh not so loud

(Oh yes)

You signed your own report card last night

Now didn't you

Well why don't you learn how to write

And then you'll be a real success

Yes yes well yes

Small fry now you kissed the neighbor's daughter

Well I gave her a small smack but quite happy

You the one who taught her

Oh seems I should take you across my knee

Now you ain't the bigger cat fish in the sea

I know how to fix this boy

Is that casting all around here

(I just slipped it in your beer)

Oh me oh my small fry