Smoke Two Joints - The Karaoke Channel (卡拉OK频道)

I smoke two joints in the morning

我早上吸了两支**烟卷

I smoke two joints at night

我晚上吸了两支**烟卷

I smoke two joints in the afternoon

我下午吸了两支**烟卷

It makes me feel alright

让我觉得活似神仙

I smoke two joints in time of peace

我在和平时期会吸两只**烟卷

And two in time of war

战争时期也要吸两只

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints

我吸两只之前会吸两只

And then I smoke two more

之后还要再吸两只

Oh my daddy he once told me

我的老爸曾经对我说

Son you be hard working man

儿子，你要努力工作

My mama she once told me

我的妈妈曾经对我说

Son you do the best you can

儿子，你要尽力做到最好

But then one day I met a man

然后有一天，我遇到一个人

Who came to me and said

来到我面前说

Hard work good and hard work fine

努力工作是很好

But first take care of head

但首先要照顾好脑袋

So now

所以现在

I smoke two joints when I get up

我起床时会吸两只**烟卷

In the car I smoke two joints

在车里我会吸两只**烟卷

I smoke two joints when I play video game

我打电动的时候会吸两只**烟卷

And at every ten thousand points

每次超过一万分的时候

(I smoke two joints)

我也会吸两只

I smoke two joints in time of peace

我在和平时期会吸两只**烟卷

And two in time of war

战争时期也要吸两只

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints

我吸两只之前会吸两只

And then I smoke two more

之后还要再吸两只

Oh my daddy he once told me

我的老爸曾经对我说

Son you be hard working man

儿子，你要努力工作

My mama she once told me

我的妈妈曾经对我说

Son you do the best you can

儿子，你要尽力做到最好

But then one day I met a man

然后有一天，我遇到一个人

Who came to me and said

来到我面前说

Hard work good and hard work fine

努力工作是很好

But first take care of head

但首先要照顾好脑袋

I smoke two joints in the morning

我早上会吸两支**烟卷

I smoke two joints at night

我晚上会吸两支**烟卷

I smoke two joints in the afternoon

我下午会吸两支**烟卷

It makes me feel alright

让我觉得活似神仙

I smoke two joints in time of peace

我在和平时期会吸两只**烟卷

And two in time of war

战争时期也要吸两只

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints

我吸两只之前会吸两只

And then I smoke two more

之后还要再吸两只

SMOKE TWO JOINTS

吸两只**烟卷

That's what I do

我就这样

SMOKE TWO JOINTS

吸两只**烟卷

Come and smoke two joints

来吸两只**烟卷

With me in the morning

和我一起，在早上的时候

SMOKE TWO JOINTS

吸两只**烟卷

Come and smoke two joints

来吸两只**烟卷

With me in the afternoon yeah

和我一起，在下午的时候

SMOKE TWO JOINTS

吸两只**烟卷

Hey would you rather smoke two joints or

你想来两口

Would you rather do your homework

还是想做作业

SMOKE TWO JOINTS

想来两口

I knew you were going to say that

我就知道你会这样说

SMOKE TWO JOINTS

吸两只**烟卷

SMOKE TWO JOINTS

吸两只**烟卷

That's what I do

我就这样

SMOKE TWO JOINTS

吸两只**烟卷