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Hollywood Calfornia

City of smoke and mirrors and bulls**t

City will chew you up man

True Hollywood Story

Paparazzi all up in this b***h

True Hollywood Story

TMZ on the f**kin' scene

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Man everyone out here is full of s**t

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Never got his star on the boulevard

Everybody love Raymond but no one love me

I'm a washed up VJ roamin the streets

I'm holdin' my meat

Cause ain't no h*es ever recognizin' me I'm finished

Popeye without the spinach

Career over it's rediculous

I wish I had a fine lady

But I can't afford a Merce a dees

I ain't got a job

Been dressed for less

Shop at **

My agent don't call me back ever

Since I been smokin' crack

Dag nab it

I reinvented myself as Dirt Nasty

Cause I'm the worst at actin'

Try rappin' let's see what happens baby

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Another washed up kid on the Sunset Strip

True Hollywood Story

Never got his star on the boulevard

True Hollywood Story

Another washed up kid on the Sunset Strip

True Hollywood Story

Never got his star on the boulevard

I get dissed at the club

I'm so D List No more f**kin' love

My future used to look bright

Now it look like s**t with speed in the pipe

I sold my Viper

For w**d money and a f**kin' lighter

I used to wake up with hotties

Nowadays I wake up with zombies

Anthony Michael Hall

Kirk Cameron I need to talk to y'all

I walk to the mall

In a Scary Movie shirt My cock my balls

Borrow money from my mother

Cause my career is in the f**kin' gutter

I'm just another

True Hollywood Story motherf**ker

True Hollywood Story

Another washed up kid on the Sunset Strip

True Hollywood Story

Never got his star on the boulevard

True Hollywood Story

Another washed up kid on the Sunset Strip

True Hollywood Story

Never got his star on the boulevard

Put a bullet in my head

But this ain't no b******t movie set

My life's a mess

Can't afford good sh gotta smoke the stress

I hit rock bottom

Tabasco sauce in my Top Ramen

Game over partner

My life's over like La Bamba

True Hollywood Story

Another washed up kid on the Sunset Strip

True Hollywood Story

Never got his star on the boulevard

True Hollywood Story

Another washed up kid on the Sunset Strip

True Hollywood Story

Never got his star on the boulevard