Take a seat

There's something I should tell you

I don't wanna scare you

It's hard for me

You deserve my honesty

I'm trying to be responsible

You need to understand

It's not the way I planned it

It's not at all

Are you sitting comfortable

This is gonna be difficult

It's not easy to say

I wouldn't want you to take it the wrong way

I liked you better before you knew me

You were the girl next door

But you're not anymore it's freaky

You were Hannah Montana

But now you're licking things like Miley

You were cinematic

Now I made you a TV movie

It's to be so amuse me

Because you were better before you knew me

I'm totally the one to blame

I have known for ages

I must be contagious

We're the same

And I'm the one that made you lame

Every time I look at you

I see my reflection

Covering perfection

It's such a bumout view

Seeing what you turned into

This is gonna be difficult

But it has to be said

Everyone wants the old you back instead

I liked you better before you knew me

You were high definition

Now you're barely 720

You were a health fanatic

Now you're a Ben and Jerry's junkie

You were all about positions

Now you're stuck in missionary

But Mary so amuse me

Because you were better before you knew me

It's not too late for you

To move on to someone new

Stop doing things that I would do

Woah

Turns out my ignorance

Sucks as an influence

So run baby while you've got the chance

You were better before you knew me

You were S Club 7

Now you look like a Slipknot groupie

We were Brangelina

Now we're lookin' more like Speidi (like Speidi)

You were a Peace Corps hippy

And you're playin' Call of Duty nightly

And hungry for newbies

I liked you better before you knew me

You were the girl next door

But you're not anymore It's freaky

You were high definition

Now you're barely 720

You were Oops I did it

But now you're like a shaven Britney

So leave me

I'm sorry

I liked you better before you knew me