Thai Noodles - Colonel Claypool's Bucket Of Bernie Brains
Have you met old slick
He's slicker than spit
He's slicker than alligator sh*t
He ask the girls in town and man
They say he's it
That's our old slick
He's lightning quick
He's slyer than old St Nick
He'll singe your eyebrows off
One snap flick of his bic
That's old slick
He's finer than frog hair
He'll give you that albacore stare
His voice lies on you heavy like
New orleans air
Our man slick
He loves Thai
To be loved Thai noodles
He loves Thai
To be loved Thai noodles
Slick
He's got him a new ride
He's shiftin' with astroglide
Rolling Sherman tank
Upholstered buffalo hide
He'll steal your heart away
He'll turn a homophobe gay
He'll communicate thoughts no one
Ever had the balls to say
He's awful slick
And he loves Thai
To be loved Thai noodles
He loves Thai
To be loved Thai noodles
He loves Thai
To be loved Thai noodles
He loves the Thai noodles
He loves the Thai noodles
He loves the Thai noodles
He loves the Thai noodles
I do believe he said he loves
The Thai noodles
I do believe he said he loves
The Thai noodles
I do believe he said he loves
The Thai noodles
I do believe he said he loves
The Thai noodles
I do believe he said he loves
The Thai noodles
I do believe he said he loves
The Thai noodles
I do believe he said he loves
The Thai noodles
I do believe he said he loves
The Thai noodles
You old slick
He's slicker than spit
He's slicker than alligator sh*t
Ask the girls in town and man
They say he's it
Have you met old slick
Have you met old slick
Have you met old slick
Have you met old slick