That's My Story - The Country Music Crew

I came in as the sun came up

She glared at me over her coffee cup

She said "Where you've been "

So I thought real hard

And said "I fell asleep in that hammock in the yard"

She said "You don't know it boy

But you just blew it"

"Well that's my story and I'm sticking to it"

That's my story oh that's my story

Well I ain't got a witness and I can't prove it but

That's my story and I'm sticking to it

I got that deer in the headlights look

She read my face like the cover of a book

And said

"Don't expect me to believe all that static

'Cause just last week I through that hammock in the attic"

My skin got so thin you could see

Right through it

And I started "Well that's my story

And I'm sticking to it"

That's my story that's my story

Oh That's my story that's my story

Yeah I ain't got a witness and I can't prove it but

But that's my story and I'm sticking to it

You know time comes when a wise man

Knows the best thing that he can do

Is just look her in the eye and

Beg for mercy and face the bitter truth

Well honey me and the boys played cards all night

Wasn't no hanky panky not a woman in sight

I know I should have called and baby I'm really sorry

Let's get a cellular phone and then you won't have to worry

You know how much I love you

And darling I'm ready to prove it

And that's my story

And I'm sticking to it

That's my story that's my story

Oh That's my story that's my story

Well I ain't got a witness and you know

I can't prove it

But that's my story and man I'm sticking to it

You know I ain't gonna do a thing

Darling unless you approve it and

Well that's my story and I'm sticking to it