The Honourable Mr. So-And-So - Jeri Southern
I'm in love with the honourable Mr. So And So
You can't mention his name with proprietry
He's a pillar of Gotham society
And the newspaper columnists all would love to know
I'm in love with the honourable Mr. So And So
He goes out with a fashionable Lady So And So
While they dance and they dine in a swell room
I must wait in a stuffy hotel room
For the moments so rare
But convenient for him to spare
He gets terribly annoyed
If he doesn't find me there
Why should I be waiting on a back street
Just so he can hide me
I long to shout it from the housetops
Instead of keeping it at all inside me
There are so many fascinating places I could go
Invitations galore I get nightly
Awfully sorry I tell them politely
I'm in love with the honourable Mr. So And So
There are so many fascinating places I could go
Invitations galore I get nightly
Awfully sorry I tell them politely
I'm in love with the honourable Mr. So And So