The Humpty Dance - Deja Vu (似曾相识)

All right stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin

The image and the style that ya used to

I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see

So yo world I hope you're ready for me

Now gather round I'm the new fool in town

And my sound's laid down by the Underground

I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf

So just let me introduce myself

My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty

Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee

All the rappers in the And top ten

Please allow me to bump thee

I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty

You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me

I like to rhyme I like my beats funky

I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy

I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack

But sometimes I get ridiculous

I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice

Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish

Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny

It never stopped me from gettin' busy

I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee

They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me

I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants

And I even got my own dance

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump

Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

People say "Yo Humpty you're really funny lookin'"

That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'

Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me

But ya can't get near me

I give 'em more see and on the floor B

All the girls they adore me

Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere

'Cause in a 69 nose my will humpty tickle ya rear

My nose is big uh-uh I'm not ashamed

Big like a pickle I'm still gettin' paid

I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge

Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large

I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid

I use a word that don't mean nothin' like looptid

I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it

I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits

Also told ya that I like to bite

Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write

All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance

And now I'm gonna do my dance

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump

Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

Oh yeah that's the break y'all

Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here

Oh yeah Now that I told ya a little bit about myself

Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance

It's real easy to do check it out

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken

Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'

Crazy wack funky

People say ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty

That's all right 'cause my body's in motion

It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion

Anyone can play this game

This is my dance y'all Humpty Hump's my name

No two people will do it the same

Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain

Humpin' funkin' jumpin' jig around shakin' ya rump

And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump

Him step tell off I'm doin' the Hump

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the HumpHumpty

Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

Black people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

White people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump just keep on doin' the hump

Samoans do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

Let's get stoopid

Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump