The Humpty Dance - The Hit Crew

Sexy lady

性感女士

Sexy lady

性感女士

All right

好吧！

Stop whatcha doin'

不再看你在做什么

'Cause I'm about to ruin

因为我就快要沦陷

The image and the style that ya used to

你曾经的照片和风格

I look funny

我都觉得有趣

But yo I'm makin' money see

但我在赚钱，你看

So yo world I hope you're ready for me

希望世界已经为我准备好

Now gather round

现在聚起来

I'm the new fool in town

我是城里的新谐星

And my sound's laid down by the Underground

我的声音贴着地

I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf

我喝光你架子上所有的轩尼诗

So just let me introduce myself

让我介绍一下我自己

My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty

我的名字是矮椅，听起来就像很多

Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee

呀女士们，我喜欢高耸的峰

And all the rappers in the top ten

所有前十的说唱者

Please allow me to bump thee

请允许我

I'm steppin' tall y'all

我一步一步向上，你们全部

And just like Humpty Dumpty

就像小胖子

You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me

一旦立体声开始敲打我，你们就开始下落

I like to rhyme

我喜欢押韵

I like my beats funky

我喜欢时髦的节奏

I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy

我精神奕奕，我喜欢我的燕麦片泥

I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack

我是虚弱的智慧迪斯曲，可靠的黑帮小弟

But sometimes I get ridiculous

但有时我也荒谬无比

I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice

我要吃光你所有的饼干和甘草饼

Hey yo fat girl c'mere--are ya ticklish

嘿，就是你胖姑娘，过来，你很难对付吗？

Yeah I called ya fat

是，我就说你胖

Look at me I'm skinny

看着我，我很皮

It never stopped me from gettin' busy

从来都是忙忙碌碌

I'm a freak

我有怪癖

I like the girls with the boom

我喜欢大胸女孩

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

有一次在汉堡王忙得不亦乐乎

I'm crazy

我太疯狂了

Allow me to amaze thee

允许我令他们吃惊

They say I'm ugly but it just don't phase me

他们说我丑，但我并不介意

I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants

我还是能泡到妹子

And I even got my own dance

我还有自己的舞曲

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

矮胖舞是你得到屁股的机会

Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump

快点跳起矮胖舞

Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump

跳矮胖舞，看我跳矮胖舞

Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump

你知道我在做什么吗，跳矮胖舞的时候

Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

跳矮胖舞，跳矮胖舞

People say "Yo Humpty you're really funny lookin'"

人们说Humpty，你看起来真滑稽

That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'

就是这样，我让事情顺利

Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me

你看着，你盯着，不断的试着和我比试

But ya can't get near me

但你接近不了我

I give 'em more see and on the floor B

我带给他们更多，在地上

All the girls they adore me

所有的姑娘都崇拜我

Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere

是的女士们，我已经非常真诚

'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear

My nose is big uh-uh I'm not ashamed

我的鼻子很大 嗯嗯，但我一点也不以为耻

Big like a pickle I'm still gettin' paid

像泡菜一样大，我还是得到回报

I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge

我要放倒女士们，你知道我说了算

Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large

不仅是我的生活 还有我的鼻子大

I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid

我笨，我像丘比特一样射箭

I use a word that don't mean nothin' like looptid

我用一个毫无任何意义的词，比如鱼蠢

I sang on Doowhutchalike and if ya missed it

我在Doowhutchalike献唱，如果你错过了

I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits

我就是说抓住他们的小饼干的人

Also told ya that I like to bite

也告诉过你我喜欢咬

Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write

好吧，很明显，我也喜欢写

All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance

所有你需要做的只是给Humpty跳一个舞

And now I'm gonna do my dance

现在我要跳自己的舞了

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

矮胖舞是你得到屁股的机会

Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump

快点跳起矮胖舞

Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

跳矮胖舞，跳矮胖舞

Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

跳矮胖舞，跳矮胖舞

Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

跳矮胖舞，跳矮胖舞

Oh yeah that's the break y'all

噢，耶，那就是突破

Lay on a little bit of that bass groove right there

在低音部分躺下一点

A-doorer dooreh A-doorer A-dooreh

一面壁橱，壁橱，壁橱

Oh yeah

Now that I told ya a little bit about myself

现在我告诉你一点我的事

Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance

让我给你说一点我的舞

It's real easy to do check it out

很简单就明白

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken

首先我向这边倾倒，就像我腿受伤一样

Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'

像抽烟那样摇摆旋转

Crazy wack funky

疯狂的怪人很时髦

People say ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty

大家说你变声的时候像M.C. Hammer

That's all right 'cause my body's in motion

正是如此，因为我的身体正在状态

It's supposed to look like a flitter or a convulsion

它就应该像飞翔或者晕厥

Anyone can play this game

任何人都能玩这个游戏

This is my dance y'all Humpty Hump's my name

这就是我的舞，Humpty Hump就是我的名字

No two people will do it the same

不会有两个一样的人

Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain

当你感觉到痛苦就低下来

Humpin' funkin' jumpin'

Jig around shakin' ya rump

抖动起来，晃动你的屁股

And when a two pump chump points a finger like a stump

当两个皮肤碰在一起，不要惊慌

Tell him step off I'm doin' the Hump

让他退后，放着我来

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

矮胖舞是你得到屁股的机会

Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump

跳矮胖舞，看我跳矮胖舞

Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

跳矮胖舞，跳矮胖舞

Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

跳矮胖舞，跳矮胖舞

Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

跳矮胖舞，跳矮胖舞