The Lazy Song (Damn-R Edit) - Poetry Dodge

Today I don't feel like doin' anything

I just want to lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

Cause today I swear I'm not doin anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan

Turn the tv on throw my hands in my pants

Nobody gone tell me I can't

I'll be lounging on the couch just chillin in my snuggie

Click to mtv so they can teach how to dougie

Because in the castle I'm the freckin' man

Oooh yes I said it

I said it

I said it cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just want to lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all

Wuuuuho wuho hooo

Nothing at all

Wuuuuho wuho hoooo

Nothing at all

Tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x find a real nice girl

Have some really nice sex

And she's gonna scream out this is great

(oh this is great)

Yeeah I might mess around and get my college degree

I beat my old man will be so proud of me

But sorry pops you'll just have to wait

Ooooh yes I said it

I said it

I said cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just want to lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

No I ain't gonna comb my hair

Cause I ain't goin' anywhere

No no no no no noooo

I'll just strut in my birthday suit

And let everything hang loose

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaahhh

Oh Today I don't feel like doin' anything

I just want to lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all

Wuuuuho wuho hooo

Nothing at all

Wuuuuho wuho hoooo

Nothing at all