The Mad Hatter - Nikki Snelson

(《爱丽丝梦游仙境》音乐剧插曲)

If ya need somethin' done

Lay and wait hit and run

Well there's just one name you should know

I'm not sugar and spice

I'm more naughty than nice

And when it comes to bad I'm a pro

So just drop a dime on me

I will guarantee

It's a fate to complete

Check out the hat

Cause baby I'm where it's at

You need someone to find

Something nasty in mind

Just put the hatter hot on the trail

I can get the job done like attila the hun

And buddy that ain't no fairytale

Let them run away

I will make them pay

Quicker than the lady can say

Off with their heads

Well isn't that what she said

I'm the mad hatter

Wacky as a hatter should be

The mad hatter

Ain't no body crazy as me

Might as well give up now

Ain't no way no how

No one makes their get away clean

Know what I mean

Hatter works for the queen

What is true what is not

Can both change in a shot

And buddy me I couldn't care less

Uh uh

Cause in two seconds flat

Livin' under my hat

Is the strategy for success

I can stop a coo

With a thing or two

That you thought nobody could do

You outta know

This ain't my first rodeo

Yee hah

I'm the mad hatter

Dapper as a hatter should be

The mad hatter

Ain't nobody snapper see

So just surrender dear

Or the end is near

Let's grease up that old guillotine

You think I'm mean

Well get a load of the queen

There is nothing I won't do

There is nothing to taboo

I will lie

I will cheat

Track you down then hit delete

Tout suite

So sweetie let me repeat

I'm the mad hatter

Clever as a hatter should be

The mad hatter

Never pull the wool over me

I've got a welcome plan

Here in wonderland

It's an audience with an ax

Take it from me I'm only sayin' the facts

So sit back and relax

The mad hatter attacks

The mad hatter attacks