The Unknown Stuntman - The T.V. Band

Well I'm not the kind to kiss and tell

But I've been seen with Farrah

I've never been with anything

Less than a nine so fine

I've been on fire with Sally Field

Gone fast with a girl named Bo

But somehow they

Just don't end up as mine

It's a death-defying life I lead

I'll take my chances

I've died for a living

In the movies and tv

But the hardest thing

I'll ever do is watch my leading ladies

Kiss some other guy

While I'm bandaging my knee

I might fall from a tall building

I might roll a brand-new car

'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman

That made Redford such a star

I've never spent much time in school

But I taught ladies plenty

It's true I hire my body out for pay hey hey

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs

Blown up over Rachel Welch

But when I wind up in the hay

It's only hay hey hey

I might jump an open drawbridge

Or Tarzan from a vine

'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman

That makes Eastwood look so fine

They'll never make me president

But I got the best first ladies

Someday I got me as far as the eye can see - ouee

A morning dove with Jacky Smith

A crash in the night with Cheryl

But in the end they never stay with me

On my fall from the Tower Building

So Burt Reynolds don't get hurt

I might leap the mighty Canyon

So he can kiss and flirt

Well that smooth talker's kissing my girl

I'm just kissing dirt

Yes I'm the lonely stuntman

That made a lover out of Burt