The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz - Tom Lehrer
Do you remember the night
I held you so tight
As we danced to
The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz
The music was gay
And the setting was Viennese
Your hair wore some roses
(or perhaps they were peonies)
I was blind to your obvious faults
As we danced 'cross the scene
To the strains
Of the Wiener Schnitzel Waltz
Oh I drank some champagne
From your shoe la la
I was drunk by the time
I got through la la
For I didn't know as
I raised that cup
It had taken two
Bottles to fill the thing up
It was I who stepped
On your dress la la
The skirts all came off
I confess la la
Revealing for all
Of the others to see
Just what it was
That endeared you to me
I remember the night
I held you so tight
As we danced to
The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz
Your lips were like wine
(if you'll pardon the simile)
The music was lovely
And quite Rudolf Frimly
I drank wine
You drank chocolate malts
And we both turned quite green
To the strains of
The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz