The Winkle Man - Judge Dread

I'll tell you a story

About a geezer called the winkle man

A right dirty sod

The winkle man comes down the street

And serves all the ladys

What do you know

Nine months on

They've all got cramps and babys

The funny thing about

He was right little shrimp

He used to sell them cellary

And according to the dirty talk

He asked them what they liked best

The knob end or the stalk

No wonder why a woman

Used to come in here

With a smile on her face

I'll smash his face in

He'd go down to his local pub

For a pint and a packet of brisk's

The barmaid's got a 48

And he always grabs her tits

A girl he had was a noisy bird

She used to scream and moan

She shouted help

He said you silly cow

I can manage on me own

What do you want to bring

The neighbors in then

Oh what do you want

A gang bang then

She said

I was a virgin

Now I've been dumped twice in a day

He said twice

But it's only once

She said right

You gonna dash away

Allright be gentle with me

It's only my second time

Today

When he was young and in his prime

He'd have a woman any old time

Now he's old and getting gray

He seems to like the

Other way

Well I suppose there's no harm

In him being a shirt lifter

It just means there's more birds for

All the fellows in the pub

Winkle winkle

Oh christ

Here he comes again

Gay boys in bondage

Do you want a drink

Yes please sailor

Who are you calling sailor

I'll smash you in the gut

Up your's butch

I'll give you up your's

You bum burgler take that