Threading Rap - A Song For Hairy Girls - Rasika Mathur-歌词

Threading Rap - A Song For Hairy Girls - Rasika Mathur

First I was afraid

I was petrified

I used depilatory creams

And then I'd cry

Waxing was painful

Bleaching was a sham

Tweezing left me red

I look like a man

And then a gypsy woman

Grabbed me by the hairy hand

She showed me to how to thread

And now I understand

You don't rip

You don't pluck

You don't bleed

You don't burn

Burn mother father burn

First you grab a spool of thread

And two fingers on each hand

Wrap around the thumb and

Your index if you can

Twist it around

Like your doing chinese torture

Oh I foresee some flossing

In your future

And then you move

And then you slide

And then you twist

And then you wait

And it don't burn mother father burn

So for all the hairy women

Who have the unibrow

Let's get happy right now

And thread that upper frown

Cause if your mustache looks

Better than your man's

You've gotta wrap around the thumb

And your index if you can

And move slide twist and wait

It's clean it's mean they look lean 'naw mean

And it don't burn mother father burn

Aww yeah 100% cotton y'all

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