Today I don't feel like doing anything

爷今儿个啥都不想干

I just wanna lay in my bed

爷就想窝在被窝里头

Don't feel like picking up my phone

电话也懒得接捏

So leave a message at the tone

所以你就留个言呗

'Cause today i swear

因为爷发誓

I'm not doing anything

今儿个爷啥都不干

Uh I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan

爷把脚翘老高 瞪着风扇发愣

Turn the TV on throw my hands in my pants

不然打开电视 把手塞进裤子里捣鼓捣鼓

Nobody's gonna tell me I can't

没人管得着

I'll be laying on the couch

我会歪在沙发里

Just chilling in my snuggie

窝在我温暖的窝窝里

Click to MTV

换到MTV台

So they can teach me how to dougie

看他们教我跳舞

'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man

因为在我的城堡里 我就是怪咖

Oh yes I said it I said it

是的 我说了

I said it 'cause I can

我就说了 怎么的吧！

Today I don't feel like doing anything

爷今儿个啥也不想干

I just wanna lay in my bed

爷就想窝在被窝里头

Don't feel like picking up my phone

电话也懒得接捏

So leave a message after the tone

所以你就留个言呗

'Cause today i swear

因为爷发誓

I'm not doing anything

今儿个爷啥都不干

Nothing at all

啥都不干

Nothing at all

啥都不干

Woohoo woohoo hooooo

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Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P9DX

明儿爷会爬起来 做点儿健身操

Meet a really nice girl

认识个超棒的妞儿

Have some really nice sex

做点儿超赞的爱爱

And she's gonna scream out

她会尖叫

This is great

太牛了

Yeah I might mess around

我可能也瞎晃悠晃悠

And get my college degree

搞个大学文凭啥的

I bet my old man will be so proud of me

那我老爹可得骄傲呢

But sorry pops you'll just have to wait

但是不好意思了老爹 您还得再等等

Oh yes I said it I said it

是的 我说了

I said it 'cause I can

我就说了 怎么的吧

Today I don't feel like doing anything

爷今儿个啥也不想干

I just wanna lay in my bed

爷就想窝在被窝里头

Don't feel like picking up my phone

电话也懒得接捏

So leave a message at the tone

所以你就留个言呗

'Cause today i swear

因为爷发誓

I'm not doing anything

爷今儿个啥都不干

No I ain't gonna comb my hair

不 我连头发都不梳

'Cause I ain't going anywhere

因为爷哪儿都没打算去

No no no no no no no no no no

不 没打算去

I'll just strut in my birthday suit

爷就光着屁股大摇大摆

And let everything hang loose

一切都放轻松点儿

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

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Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

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Oh today I don't feel like doing anything

爷今儿个啥也不想干

I just wanna lay in my bed

爷就想窝在被窝里头

Don't feel like picking up my phone

电话也懒得接捏

So leave a message at the tone

所以你就留个言呗

'Cause today i swear

因为爷发誓

I'm not doing anything

爷今儿个啥都不干

Nothing at all

啥都不干

Woohoo woohoo oooo

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Nothing at all

啥都不干

Woohoo woohoo oooo

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Nothing at all

啥都不干

The Lazy Song - Lazy Song

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