Two Little Boys (半斤八两的家伙) - Top of the Poppers

Do you recall

Some years ago

Up in the mountains that were white with snow

Inside a cavern

Mcdougal he was plannin'

There's gonna be a showdown with somebody he knows

Well he's been there

A year or so

Something will happen very soon I know

I hear him playin' his bagpipes every mornin'

I think that it's a warmin'

He's gathering the clan

Soon you'll hear the sound of people shouting

You will see the claymores in their hands

If you knew the reason for their fighting

You would never understand

Oh

Tweedle dee

Oh tweedle dum

The tune mcdougal always used to hum

While he was fightin' his rival clan mcgregor

Dishonour he would never

The tartan of his clan

Do you recall

Some years ago

Up in the mountains that were white with snow

Inside a cavern

Mcdougal he was plannin'

There's gonna be a showdown with somebody he knows

Soon you'll hear the sound of people shouting

You will see the claymores in their hands

If you knew the reason for their fighting

You would never understand

Oh

Tweedle dee

Oh tweedle dum

The tune mcdougal always used to hum

While he was fightin' his rival clan mcgregor

Dishonour he would never

The tartan of his clan

Oh tweedle dee

Oh tweedle dum

The tune mcdougal always used to hum

While he was fightin' his rival clan mcgregor

Dishonour he would never

The tartan of his clan

Oh tweedle dee

Oh tweedle dum

The tune mcdougal always used to hum

While he was fightin' his rival clan mcgregor

Dishonour he would never

The tartan of his clan

Oh tweedle dee

Oh tweedle dum

The tune mcdougal always used to hum