We got another pub anthem

This song right here

Is about making out with somebody

And never talking to them again

And basically

How jealousy is a weak emotion

And how it's ruining the world That's right

Make out with the universe now

I wanna walk into a bar find myself a girl

Introduce myself tell her that I like her shoes

Tell her she can buy her own drinks

I pull her to a dark corner

Kiss her and make her heart sink

It's funny when the thugs

With the tattoos think

That I'm a nerdy a**

First base classroom geek

They walk by me

And they don't even speak word

Then they find their girlfriend propped up

On the bathroom sink

She's kissing me

We feeling the rhythm of slow drums

Giving delicate kisses with little to no tongue

It's so fun

She happily will follow the mirage

She's warm like a bottle of Shiraz Godd**n

There's something so especially unique

About a girl

That thinks her boyfriend's jealousy is weak

So right before he punches me

And breaks my nose

I touch her whole entire body

With the makeout rows

Cause I'm a makeout bandit

If you don't understand it

Keep your little love thing away from me

Cause I'm a makeout bandit

If you don't understand it

Keep your one night stand away from me

Cause I'm a makeout bandit

If you don't understand it

Keep your d**n jealousy away from me

Cause I'm a makeout bandit

If you don't understand it

You should probably stay away from me

She wants to walk into a bar

Find herself a boy

Introduce herself

Tell him that she likes his ink

Tell him she can buy her own drinks

Pull him to a dark corner

Bite his neck and make his heart sink

Play the harp strings in him

Feel the sharp sting lightly

She got a sweet burn

Like a Long Beach ice tea

He feels flattered

He feels like such a bachelor

He asks for her name

But she says it doesn't matter

Like Listen up boy

You're not my boo you're not my king

Don't say another word

You're gonna ruin everything

I'm just choosing every dream

That I've had with my flavor

She's a humanitarian

She's not a player d**n

She doesn't drink

Till she can't comprehend

Therefore she doesn't wake up

Next to random body skin

And she'll keep every bobby pin

Bracelet and necklace

Tells him you will not regret this

Cause I'm a makeout bandit

If you don't understand it

Keep your little love thing away from me

Cause I'm a makeout bandit

If you don't understand it

Keep your one night stand away from me

Cause I'm a makeout bandit

If you don't understand it

Keep your d**n jealousy away from me

Cause I'm a makeout bandit

If you don't understand it

You should probably stay away from me

You gotta put away the jealousy

And drama let it go let it go

You gotta put away the guns

In your rap songs let them go let them go

You gotta swallow that weak-a** anger

Let it go let it go

You gotta stop taking life so serious

And let it go

Make out with the universe

I wanna walk into a venue

Find myself Bjork

Introduce myself

Tell her that I like her music

Ask her if she'll purchase me a car

Take her outside

Then I'll kiss her underneath the bright stars

From shiny Mission West back to Raytown High

I had to serenade my baby with the K-town vibe

I hit the switches on the tre pound five

And make Icelandic love on the playground slide

Cause I'm the makeout guy

Cause I'm a makeout bandit

If you don't understand it

Keep your little love thing away from me

Cause I'm a makeout bandit

If you don't understand it

Keep your one night stand away from me

Cause I'm a makeout bandit

If you don't understand it

Keep your d**n jealousy away from me

Cause I'm a makeout bandit

If you don't understand it

You should probably stay away from me