Well she wants to be a singer in the band

Maybe I'll give the girl a hand & a microphone

Looks like she's all alone

She can bring a friend though she's not my kind of friend

She keeps staring me out with her black & blue eyes

And I can take her dancing just to give the girl a chance

And I was never that good at being nice when I should

I guess that she'll forgive me right before she tries to kill me

Cause I sold her on yesterday's

Come take me home eyes

I can take the waltz just so she could kick my head in

And I do belive I was drunk and both of my heads have srunk

I guess her name was Tina cause before I'd even seen her

I was lost in her what's your name?

just get me f**ked eyes

take me home eye eye eyes

And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go

And if she does she's getting there slow

And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be

And that's the very thing when you're dealing with me

Young souled, tiger begging me to bag her

Filthy heart and swollen hips, and she said Oh my dearest

I'm not pretty, isn't it a pity

That you won't kiss these rotten lips?

So take me home eyes

Ole black 'n' blue eyes

And Chelsea says she's got nowhere to go

And if she does she's getting there slow

And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be

And that's the very thing when you're dealing with me