White and Nerdy - Comdy Central

They see me mowin

他们看到我在修剪

My front lawn

屋前的草坪

I know they're all thinking

我知道他们都觉得

I'm so white nerdy

我是个白面书生

Think i'm just too white nerdy

觉得我是个白面书生

Think i'm just too white nerdy

觉得我是个白面书生

Can't you see i'm white nerdy

你不知道吗 我是个白面书生

Look at me i'm white nerdy

看我 我是个白面书生

I wanna roll with

我想和那些

The gangsters

匪徒们一起鬼混

But so far they all think

但是目前 他们都觉得

I'm too white nerdy

我是个白面书生

Think i'm just too white nerdy

觉得我是个白面书生

Think i'm just too white nerdy

觉得我是个白面书生

I'm just too white nerdy

我是个白面书生

We really white nerdy

我们都是白面书生

First in my class here at m i t

我在麻省理工的成绩排班级第一

Got skills i'm a champion at dnd

身怀绝技 我是Dungeons&Dragons游戏中的王者

Mc escher that's my favorite mc

M.C. Escher是我最喜欢的节目主持人

Keep your 40 i'll just have an earl grey tea

你喝你的酒吧 我还是来一杯伯爵红茶好了

My rims never spin to the contrary

我的车从来不开 相反

You'll find that they're quite stationary

你会发现 它们一直停在那 动也没动过

All of my action figures are cherry

我的手办都是全新未拆封的

Stephen hawking's in my library

史蒂芬·霍金的书我读了很多

My myspace page is all totally pimped out

我的Myspace主页内容五花八门

I got people begging for my top 8 spaces

大家挤破脑袋想成为我的主页前8位

Yo i know pi out to a thousand places

圆周率我能背出一千个数字

Ain't got no grills but i still wear braces

虽然我牙齿没有镶金 但我还是戴了牙套

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

我点三明治一定要加蛋黄酱

I'm a whiz at minesweeper i can play for days

我玩Minesweeper游戏也很厉害 我可以连续玩好几天

Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed

你要是看了我的神操作 肯定会惊叹

My fingers movin so fast i'll set the place ablaze

我的手指动作迅速 眼睛能准确无误地锁定扫雷地点

There's no killer rap i haven't run

现在也没什么厉害的说唱了 我不需要跑

At pascal well i'm number 1

在Pascal编程语言方面 我当属第一

Do vector calculus just for fun

学矢量微积分也只是因为好玩

I ain't got a gat but i gotta soldering gun

我没有手枪 不过我有电焊枪

Happy days is my favorite theme song

情景喜剧《Happy days》里的歌是我最喜欢的主题曲

I can sure kick but in a game of ping pong

运动方面 我可以在乒乓球桌上秒杀你

I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

各种问答题你随便出 没有我答不出来的

I'm fluent in javascript as well as klingon

我精通javascript以及克林贡语

They see me roll on my segway

他们看见我骑着赛格威平衡车到处跑

I know in my heart they think i'm

我知道 他们觉得我骨子里

White nerdy

就是一个白面书生

Think i'm just too white nerdy

觉得我是个白面书生

Think i'm just too white nerdy

觉得我是个白面书生

Can't you see i'm white nerdy

你不知道吗 我是个白面书生

Look at me i'm white nerdy

看我 我是个白面书生

I'd like to roll with

我想和那些

The gangsters

匪徒们一起厮混

Although it's apparent i'm too

尽管很明显 我是个

White nerdy

白面书生

Think i'm just too white nerdy

觉得我是个白面书生

Think i'm just too white nerdy

觉得我是个白面书生

I'm just too white nerdy

我是个白面书生

How'd i get so white nerdy

我怎么变得这么呆傻呢

I've been browsing inspectin

我一直在闲逛 视察

X men comics you know i collect em

我收藏了《X-Men》连环画

The pens in my pocket i must protect em

口袋里放着钢笔 我可得保护好它

My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me

有了工效学键盘 我一点也不无聊

Bored shopping online for deals on some writable media

在网上买可复写光碟

I edit wikipedia

我编辑维基百科词条

I memorized the holy grail really well

搞笑电影《Monty Python and the Holy Grail》的情节我记得清清楚楚

I can recite it right now have you rotflol

我立马就能给你复述一遍 你会不会笑得在地上打滚

I got a business doing websites

我靠做网页设计赚钱

When my friends need some code who do they call

要是我的哪个朋友需要写代码 你猜他们会找谁帮忙

I do html do for them all

我给他们做网页设计

Even make a homepage for my dog

甚至给我的狗做了一个主页

Yo i got myself a fanny pack

我给自己买了个腰包

They were having a sale down at the gap

正好The Gap上面有促销活动

Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap

一整晚都在捏那一卷气泡膜上的小气泡

Pop pop hope no one sees me get freaky

砰 砰 希望没有人看到我疯疯癫癫的样子

I'm nerdy in the extreme

我是个十足的书呆子

And whiter than sour cream

皮肤比酸奶油还白

I was in av club and glee club

我参加过影音俱乐部 合唱团

And even the chess team

甚至加入了象棋队

Only question i ever thought was hard

唯一困扰过我的问题就是

Was do i like kirk or do i like picard

我是更喜欢《星际迷航》里的Kirk还是Picard

I spend every weekend at the renaissance faire

每个周末我都去参加文艺复兴节

I got my name on my underwear

我把名字印在内裤上

They see me strollin

他们看见我走在路上

They laughin

他们大笑起来

And rollin their eyes cause

还对我翻白眼 因为

I'm so white nerdy

我是个白面书生

Just because i'm white nerdy

就因为我是个白面书生

Just because i'm white nerdy

就因为我是个白面书生

All because i'm white nerdy

只是因为我是个白面书生

Holy cow i'm white nerdy

不会吧 我是个白面书生

I wanna bowl with

我想和那些

The gangsters

匪徒们一起花天酒地

But oh well it's obvious i'm

但是很明显 我是个

White nerdy

白面书生

Think i'm just too white nerdy

觉得我是个白面书生

Think i'm just too white nerdy

觉得我是个白面书生

I'm just too white nerdy

我是个白面书生

Look at me i'm white nerdy

看我 我是个白面书生