White Rabbit - Slapshot

One pill makes you larger

And one pill makes you small

And the ones that mother gives you

Don't do anything at all

Go ask Alice

When she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits

And you know you're going to fall

Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar

Has given you the call

Call Alice

When she was just small

When the men on the chessboard

Get up and tell you where to go

And you've just had some kind of mushroom

And your mind is moving slow

Go ask Alice

I think she'll know

When logic

And proportion

Have fallen

Incomprehensible dead

And the white knight is talking backwards

And the red queen's lost her head

Remember what the doormouse said

Feed your head feed your head

One pill makes you nervous

And one pill makes you fall

And the ones that you've been taking

Won't do you any good at all

Go ask Alice

She just hit the floor

Now you said you could take it

Yeah you'd said anything

But when your habit does all the talking

Yeah you'd say anything

You could ask Alice

But I think she's gone

Now you've just lost all your money

And you've been thrown out of your home

But for that one more gram of cocaine

You'd sell your very soul

Go ask Alice

Well now she knows

She's living in a dreamworld

And Incomprehensible

But you'd better pull yourself together

'Cause this is reality

But I think that you'd might be

Better off dead

Use your head

Use your head

Use your head