Xxl - Country Hit Superstars

Well Mamma was exhausted after she had me

Took two nurses to hold me an' one nurse to slap me

Doctor turned Mamma an' he shook his head

Wiped the sweat off his brow an' then he said:

＂This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell

Ooh brrr mama: he is a double XL

By the second grade I was five foot two;

Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe

Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big and Tall

An' the coaches had me playin' High School football

Uncle Roy said: ＂Boy you'll make the NFL:

Ooh brrr son : you're a double XL

Double XL double XL

Don't call me on the 'phone just ring my dinner bell

Double XL double XL

I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held

Ooh brrr baby: I'm a double XL

Here we go

Country cuties in Texas string bikinis in Florida;

Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus' out in California:

A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold

They want a real man with meat on his bones

I'll yank their yankees ring their southern bells:

They say: ＂Ooh brrr we love a double XL ＂

Double XL double XL

Don't call me on the 'phone just ring my dinner bell

Double XL double XL

I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held

Ooh brrr baby: I'm a double XL

（Double XL solo ）

Well double XL double XL

Don't call me on the 'phone just ring my dinner bell

Double XL double XL

I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held

Ooh brrr baby: I'm a double XL

Well if you have any doubts come see for yourself

Why all the girls love a double XL

Ooh brrr yeah: I'm a double XL

Yeah oh whoa

Triple X-L too