You Are Worthless Alec Baldwin (From "Team America") - Friday Night At The Movies
I was sent from planet Gyron to conquer the Earth
I had a terrific plan
I thought it would work
Tried to get the earthlings all to kill each other
You see
But it all went wrong and now I must decree
You are worthless Alec Baldwin
You are worthless Alec Baldwin
You failed in every way and now my stock in you has fallen
Your career is stalling and you're worthless Alec Baldwin
Thats why I blew your head off
And your children are all Baldwin
Planet Gyron is inhabited with Zypods like me
But also with Balmacks who are giant bees
The Zypods and the Balmacks are at constant war
So we wanted a new home and thats what Earth was for
But you are worthless Alec Baldwin
You are worthless Alec Baldwin
You f**ked up my whole plan
And now Gyron is smeared with Balmack Pollen
Your garbage needs some hauling
And you're worthless Alec Baldwin
Now I must return home a failure
I'm afraid the pit of Cry rock is calling
A broken glass proves your words worthlessRunning and hiding from the realityUntil death do you partDo you not know the commitment that you madeOne broken heartTw...