You Old Fool - The Weavers

Written by：Gilbert/Hays/Hellerman

I came home the other night as drunk as I could be

I saw a horse in the stable where my horse ought to be

I said to my wife my pretty little wife

Explain this thing to me

What's this horse doing here in the stable

Where my horse ought to be

女：Well you old fool you blind fool can't you plainly see

It's nothing but a milk cow that my mother send to me

男：Ah I've traveled this wide world over

Ten thousand miles or more

But a saddle and a bridle on a milk cow

I never did see before

合：A saddle and a bridle on a milk cow

I never did see before

男：I came home the next night so drunk

I could not see

And there was a hat on the hat rack

Where my hat ought to be

I said to my wife my pretty little wife

Explain this thing to me

What's this hat doing here on the hat rack

Where my hat ought to be

女：Oh you old fool you blind fool

Can't you plainly see

It's nothing but a chamber pot my mother send to me

男：Ah I've traveled this wide world over

Ten thousand miles or more

But a J B stetson chamber pot I never did see before

合：A J B stetson chamber pot I never did see before

男：I came home the next night as drunk as I can be

I spied some pants upon the chair

Where my pants ought to be

Well I said to my wife my pretty little wife

Explain this thing to me

What are these pants doing here on the chair

Where my paints ought to be

女：Oh you old fool you blind fool

Can't you plainly see

It's nothing but an old dish rag

That my mother send to me

男：Ah I've traveled this wide world over

Ten thousand miles or more

But cuffs and a zipper on a dish rag I never did see before

合：But cuffs and a zipper on a dish rag I never did see before

男：I came home the next night as drunk as I could be

And there was a head on the pillow where my head ought to be

I said to my wife my pretty little wife

Explain this thing to me

What's this head doing here on the pillow case

Where my head ought to be

女：Oh you old fool you blind fool

Can't you plainly see

It's nothing but a melon that my mother send to me

男：Ah I've traveled this wide world over

Ten thousand miles or more

But a mustache on a mashmelon I never did see before

合：A mustache on a mashmelon I never did see before