You're a Mean One, Mr

You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch (From "How the Grinch Stole Christmas") - Christmas Chorus

You're a mean one Mr grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel Mr grinch

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You're a monster Mr grinch

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul Mr grinch

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty nine and a half foot pole

You're a foul one Mr grinch

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile Mr grinch

Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick crocodile

You're a rotter Mr grinch

You're the king of sinful sots

Your heart's a dead tomato splotched

With moldy purple spots Mr grinch

You're a three decker sauerkraut

And toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce

You nauseate me Mr grinch

With a nauseous super naus

You're a crooked dirty jockey

And you drive a crooked hoss Mr grinch

Your soul is an appalling dump heap

Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable

Mangled up in tangled up knots

You're a foul one Mr grinch

You're a nasty wasty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk Mr grinch

The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote

Stink stank stunk