You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch - Various Artists (欧美群星)

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch,

You really are a heel,

You're as cuddly as a cactus,

You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,

Your heart's an empty hole,

Your brain is full of spiders,

You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch,

You have termites in your smile.

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch.

Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch

You're the king of sinful sots

Your hearts a dead tomato splotched with moldy, purple spots, Mr. Grinch

(Spoken)You’re a 3 Decker sour kraut and toad stool sandwich

With arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch

With a nauseous super naus

You’re a crooked jerky jockey and,

You drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch

Your soul is an appalling dump heap

Overflowing with the most disgraceful

Assortment of deplorable rubbish

Imaginable, mangled up in

…tangled up knots

You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch

You’re a nasty, wasty, skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks,

Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch

The 3 words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote

Stink, Stank, Stunk