Your Mother's Got a Penis - Union Of Sound

That's right you know what I'm saying

Your mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying

It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke

Summit funny to say when I was havin' a smoke

I first heard off this bloke

There's f**kin' rumor going 'round

Your mothers reputation is not sound

She's saving up her penny's

To make them into pounds

To have an operation swap her gender round

It's a shock to me

And it's a shock to you

Your mother got a beard

Sandles and a penis too

It don't look right see when she's walking

Down the street to see her ball bag jigging to the beat,

I said

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

That's right your mother's got a penis

In Internet rooms or computer main frames

There's lots of females

Bite your mothers blue veins not the ones in her legs

Or the backs of her arms

But the ones remember she hid in the gown

She walks around proud

With her short dress on which sometimes

Exposes the tip of her dong

Often it's dripping and sometimes it's dry

No matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye

I thought I had to tell you

And I put it in a letter but I thought

F**k that a song is much better the only way to do it

To really let you know

I can prove it cos' I gave it a blow

It was purly accidental

Cos' she got me really drunk

And she made me kiss her

Elephant trunk you know why?

That's right your mothers got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

That's right your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

When she walks down the street

Then she walks like John Wayne

I just see her pissing standing up again

It don't make no sense

When you see hidden here

And there she got a cock and balls

With real pubic hair with a single eye

That sometimes weeves

Since she's lyin' on her bed

Then she rubs it on the sheets

Saw her rub against the door

Or the back of your neck

If your mother's around

Then you make her double check

I hate to tell you

With all due respect take your mother

To the doctors cos' her front bum's

Recked you know why?

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

That's right your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

That's right your mother's got a penis

For the 18th week running, the UK Rap group

The GLC hold the number one

Position of the U.S billboard chart

With another smash hit, 'Your mother's got a penis'

Come here boys,

You never seen a woman with a cock before?

Come here, come on look at it bouncing up and down

I'll stick it in you come here, a woman with a cock tiny

Yeah, it's the truth man, his mother have actually got a penis