Bangers And Mash - Sophia Loren/Peter Sellers

I met 'er down in napoli and didn't she look great

And so I brought 'er back to blighty just to show me mates

And though we're married 'appily I'll tell ya furthermore

I 'aven't 'ad a decent meal since nineteen-forty-four

Eat your minestrone joe

So you ever say

Eat your macaroni joe

Ev'ry blinkin' day

No wonder you're so boney joe

And skinny as a rake

Well then give us a bash at the bangers

And mash me muvver used to make

Bangers and mash

Minestrone

Bangers and mash

Macaroni

Give us a bash at the bangers and mash me muvver used to make

Eat your tagliatelli joe

I've 'eard for years

Eat your vermicelli joe

Comin' out me ears

You've got to fill your belly joe

Joe for heaven's sake

Well then give us a bash at the bangers

And mash me muvver used to make

Well alright

Bangers and mash

Tagliatelli

Bangers and mash

Vermicelli

Ah give us a bash at the bangers and mash me muvver used to make

Nineteen-forty-three allied forces land in Italy

There's a smashin'-lookin' bird over there bert

Thinkin' showin' out there

Well why don't you chat 'er up then

Right bongourno signorina now 'ere are you married

Unintellible reply

There y'are can't 'ave a fairer answer than that can ya

I met him back in Italy so dashing and good-looking

He wined me and he dined me ev'ry night

He said I smiled so prettily and how he loved my cooking

But since he's married me it seems he's lost his appetite

Eat your tagliatelli joe

That's all you ever say

Eat your vermicelli joe ooohhhhh

Ev'ry bloomin' day

You've a-got to fill your belly joe

Joe for heaven's sake

Well then give us a bash at the bangers

And mash your muvver used to make

Bangers and mash

Minestrone

Bangers and mash

Macaroni

Eive me a bash with the bangers and mash

Like the same one that your mother was

What you laughing at now

Now indistinct

Please