Could You Use Me - Judy Garland/Mickey Rooney

Have some pittie on an easterner

Show a little sympathy

No one could possible could be steerner

Than you have been with me

There's a job that I'm applying for

Let me put it to ya thus

It's a partner ship

I'm dien' for Mr and Mrs us

Before you file it on the shelf

Let me tell you of myself

Oh I'm the chapie to make ya happy

I'll tie your shoesies chase you bluesies

Oh lady would ya oh lady could you use me

I'd shake the mat out

And let the cat out I'll clean the garret

And feed the parrot Oh lady would ya

Oh tell me could you use me

Do you realize

What a good man your getting in me

I'm no elker mason or woodman

Who gets home at three

The girls that see me grow soft and dreamy

But I'm a gander that won't falander

Oh could you use me cause

I certainly could use you

There's a chap I know in Mexico

Who's as strong as he can be Eating nails

And drinking Texaco

He is the type for me

There is one

I California More romantic far than you

When he sings ha cha cha chornia

I often think he'll do

But as for you sir

I'm afraid You will never make the grade

For your no cowboy your soft and how

Boy I feel no mussel that's fit for tussle

I must refuse you

I cannot use you

'Scuse me

No night life for you the Birds would bore

You the cows won't know you

A horse would throw you

You silly man you To ask me

Can you use me

Ha

Though at love you may be a wizard

I'm wanting to know

Could you warm me up in a blizzard Say

Forty below

Your ties are freakish

Your knees are weakish Your not a zender

You elbow bender Though

You can use me I most certainly can't use you