Crooked Stick - Jamie Kennedy/Stu Stone

This one's for Kiss FM

No curse

No swears

This one's for the kids

The other day I read a letter it said

Mr Kennedy how you doing oh good we're fine

This is your record company

We really love what you've done so far with your rap CD

And we love all of the support that you get from MTV

But do you think that you could maybe make a song like Black Eyed Peas

With a little White Stripes and Mike Jones

It would make a nice ring tone

Stu stone better think of something quick

Better make it something sick

Ok well I could sing about my stick

Ok ok

Hmm uhhhh

I got a stick

I swing it to the left

I gotta stick

Together with the band

My crooked stick

Just watch it and it grows watch it will grow

Oh no

Woah

I was born with a crooked I was born with a crooked stick

I got a crooked stick

I was born with a crooked I was born with a crooked stick

I got a crooked stick

I speak loud and carry a big stick

I'm proud and if you need it then baby I come quick

My stick my stick my stick

Goes everywhere with me

My stick my stick my stick

Could poke a cat out of a tree

My stick my stick so sick

It's ridiculous

My stick it won't complain or b**ch or fuss

Did I just say a bad word

Really hope they censor it if not

Then lets hold hands and I'll resense for it

My stick my stick

I got a stick

I swing it to the left

I gotta stick

Together with the band

My crooked stick

Just watch it and it grows watch it will grow

Oh no

Woah

I was born with a crooked I was born with a crooked stick

I got a crooked stick

I was born with a crooked I was born with a crooked stick

I got a crooked stick

You know what it look like

What it look like

You know what it look like

I know what it look like

Yeah tell 'em

Stick look like a banana

B A N A N A

Stick look like a banana

B A N A N A

Stick look like a banana

B A N A N A

Stick look like a banana

B A N A N A

O my my stick my stick it be the very best

You know my compass always points you to the northwest

I said

O my my stick my stick it be it be the very best

You know my compass always points you to the northwest

I said

Uh J

What

We don't need it a third time

Crap

I got a stick

I swing it to the left

I gotta stick

Together with the band

My crooked stick

Just watch it and it grows watch it will grow

Oh no

Woah

I was born with a crooked I was born with a crooked stick

I got a crooked stick

I was born with a crooked I was born with a crooked stick

I got a crooked stick

Woah