I Know What You Want for Christmas - Kay Martin (卡伊·马丁)/Her Body Guards

I know just what you want for christmas

But I don't know how to wrap it dear

It's something that you always wanted

You asked me for it all last year

I've tried so hard to wrap it

But it's shaped unorthodox

I tried it in a carton

Even tried it in a box

I know just what you want for christmas

But I don't know how to wrap it dear

I know just what you want for christmas

But I don't know what to put it in

I've got a lot of fancy wrappings

But don't know where I should begin

I need one hand to wrap with

Another hand to clutch it

It wriggles and it squirms

It even tickles when I touch it

I know just what you want for christmas

But I don't know how to wrap it dear

I want to wrap it up for christmas

But I can't decide just how it's done

It should be in a pretty package

Unwrapping it is so much fun

It won't be a surprise

It should be a delight

It's the same one you played with

Last saturday night

I know just what you want for christmas

But I don't know how to wrap it dear

I know just what you want for christmas

But I can't send it through the mail

Because of postal regulations

You might have to go my bail

I'm having so much trouble

I couldn't be forlorner

You should see me try to cram it

In the mailbox on the corner

I know just what you want for christmas

But I don't know how to wrap it dear

You're really gonna get it christmas

Because I got the cadillac

I don't know how I'm gonna wrap it

May give it to you in a sack

I bathed it and powdered it

And sprayed it with perfume

You may even have to chase it

All around the room

I know just what you want for christmas

But I don't know how to wrap it up

Your little cocker spaniel pup