Redneck Games (Live) - Jeff Foxworthy/Alan Jackson

Written by：Scott Rouse

Greetings y'all

And welcome all you danged foreigners

From other nations

Dear lord be with our guests

And prepare them for the butt whopping

They are about to receive

The Olympics in Georgia

God you know we're gonna screw that up

I guarantee you when they let those doves go

At the opening ceremony

There are gonna be guys in the parking

Lot with shotguns

And we will not have a flame that big

Without a pig on it I guarantee it

Some fat guy going danged good barbecue

Top of them stairs up there

They ain't got no hand rail be careful

Of all the games that the rednecks play

There's some crazy events

Well if you know about the redneck ways

Then it makes perfect sense

Hell the Olympic rings will be

Five old tires nailed together

See that's my fear they're gonna get the list of events

They gonna have no idea what half

This stuff is suppose to be

Like for fencing

They'll be giving people bailing wire and sheet metal

There probably have to cancel water polo

After the first two or three horses drown

I tell you instead of discus throwing

They'll be flinging ford hubcaps

You can't blame them for the way they are

But you can sit back and grin

'Cause they'll do something that is so bizarre

You'll want to see it again

If you could ever get inside their minds

There's no telling what you might find

They just do things in a different way

All the games that the rednecks play

And you know they haven't even thought about it

But the river they're having the kayak races on

Is the same river they filmed deliverance at

That ought to add a whole degree of difficulty

Shouldn't it

'Cause if Ned Batty couldn't make it down

That thing a French man

In a pair of bicycle pants ain't got a chance

Be prepared to watch the wildest show

Making her out in the line

You may not see them bringing home the gold

But they'll sure make mama proud

If you could ever get inside their minds

There's no telling what you might find

They just do things in a different way

All the games that the rednecks play

Hey hey ed I got a white one