Science of Selling Yourself Short, The-1(In the Style of Less Than Jake (Vocal Version)) - All Star Karaoke/The Best Karaoke

I've come to my senses

That I've become senseless

I could give you lessons on how to ruin your friendships

Every last conviction I smoked them all away

I drank my frustrations down the drain out of the way

So I sit and wait and wonder

"Does anyone else feel like me "

Someone so tired of their routines

And disappearing self-esteems

I'll sing along

Yeah with every emergency

Just sing along

I'm the king of catastrophies

I'm so far gone

That deep down inside I think it's fine by me

I'm my own worst enemy

I could be an expert on co-dependency

I could write the best book on underage tragedy

I've been spending my time at the local liquor store

I've been sleeping nightly on my best friends kitchen floor

So I sit and wait and wonder

"Does anyone else feel like me "

I'm so over-dosed on apathy and burnt out on sympathy

I'll sing along

Yeah with every emergency

Just sing along

I'm the king of catastrophies

I'm so far gone

That deep down inside I think it's fine by me

I'm my own worst enemy

Let the meaning slip away

Lost my faith in another day

Self deprication seems okay

I never thought I'd make it anyway

I'll sing along

Yeah with every emergency

Just sing along

I'm the king of catastrophies

I'm so far gone

That deep down inside I think it's fine by me

I'm my own worst enemy

I'm my own worst enemy

I'm my own worst enemy

I'm my own worst enemy

I'm my own worst enemy

I'm my own worst enemy