(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs - Various Artists (欧美群星)

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Well I brought my own '45s

我带了我自己的0.45口径手枪

So if you put 'em on

所以如果你穿上它们

I'll show you my stuff

我会让你看看我的实力

Haven't you already shown us enough

你还没让我们明白吗

Oh my god how times have changed

我的天哪时间怎么变了

This girl's either blind or completely deranged

这个女孩要么盲目要么精神失常

Ah but time seemed to halt

但时间似乎停滞不前

When I was Miss Baltimore Crabs

我还是巴尔的摩螃蟹小姐的时候

Childhood dreams for me were cracked

我儿时的梦想支离破碎

When that damn Shirley Temple

该死的秀兰·邓波儿

Stole my freakin' act

抢了我的风头

But the crown's in the vault

但皇冠藏在保险库里

From when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs

从我赢得巴尔的摩螃蟹小姐开始

Those poor runner-ups

那些可怜的亚军

Might still hold some grudges

可能还是心怀怨恨

They padded their cups

他们往杯子里加点料

But I screwed the judges

可我坑了评委

Those broads thought they'd win

那些姑娘以为她们会大获全胜

If a plate they would spin

如果一个盘子他们会转动

In their dance not a chance

在他们的舞蹈里不可能

'Cause I hit the stage batons ablaze

因为我登上舞台指挥棒熊熊燃烧

While belting high C's and preparing souffles

一边抽着那种东西一边准备蛋奶酥

With that triple somersault

翻腾三周

Was how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs

我就是这样赢得巴尔的摩小姐的青睐的

Proceed are you scared we're on live

继续你害怕吗我们在直播

No I'm sure I can cope

我相信我可以应付

Well this show isn't broadcast

这场演出不会播出

In Cinemascope

在电影里

I never drank one chocolate malt

我从未喝过巧克力麦芽威士忌

No no desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs

不给巴尔的摩小姐准备甜点

How many sweaters do you own

你有多少毛衣

Well I'm sure I've got plenty

我肯定我有很多

Let me see I have three five

让我看看我有三把枪

No wait I have twenty

等等我有二十个

I would say Oy gevalt'

我会说

If I wasn't Miss Baltimore Crabs

如果我不是巴尔的摩螃蟹小姐

A tycoon I wed so cuddly and funny

我嫁给了一个大亨可爱又有趣

The old fart dropped dead

But left tons of money

却留下了一大笔钱

So I bought this station

所以我买下了这个电视台

So all of the nation could see

让全国人民都知道

Baby amber and me

宝贝安珀和我

Do you dance like you dress

你的舞姿是否和你的着装一样

Amber there's no need to be cruel

Amber没必要残忍无情

Would you swim in an integrated pool

你会不会在综合泳池里游泳

I sure would I'm all for integration

我确定我会不会全情投入

It's the new frontier

这是新的疆土

Not in Baltimore it isn't

不是在巴尔的摩

And may I be frank

我能否坦诚相待

First impressions can be tough

第一印象让人很难受

And when I saw you I knew it

当我见到你我就知道

If your size weren't enough

如果你的身材不够丰满

Your last answer just blew it

你上一个答案搞砸了一切

And so my dear so short and stout

所以亲爱的又矮又胖

You'll never be in so we're kicking you out

你永远不会加入我们所以我们要把你赶走

You can't get past me kid

你逃不掉的孩子

But it isn't your fault

但这不是你的错

It's hard to get rid of Miss Baltimore Crabs

要摆脱巴尔的摩螃蟹小姐真的很难

You may go thank you Gee Tracy

你可以走了谢谢你GeeTracy

That went well

进展顺利

Hello may I please audition

你好我能否试演一下

No but you can bow and exalt

但你可以鞠躬欢呼

'Cause I am Miss Baltimore Crabs

因为我是巴尔的摩螃蟹小姐

Crabs Crabs Crabs

阴魂不散