A Little Bit A Lastic - Richie Kavanagh

I'm a little bit of lastic an a little bit of lace

I was made for to cover your important little place

Lads try to get their hands on me and end up in disgrace

I'm a little bit of lastic an a little bit of lace

I come in all kinds of colours every shape an size

The one thing about me is the element of surprise

Every monday morning I'm hung out on the line

And left there all day if the weather it is fine

I'm a little bit of lastic an a little bit of lace

I was made for to cover your importan little place

Lads try to get their hands on me and end up in disgrace

I'm a little bit of lastic an a little bit of lace

Ah sure I'm hanging here upon the line all through out the day

An as the lads pass by they all ways look my way

Ya know now if I could talk to them such story's I could tell

But I know the way the look at me the know it all to well

I'm a little bit of lastic an a little bit of lace

I was made for to cover your importan little place

Lads try to get their hands on me and end up in disgrace

I'm a little bit of lastic an a little bit of lace

Stay wut her Johnny stat wut her

Thats right thats the truth

Now the make me much smaller I hardly cover it at all

A course the price is bigger though I am very small

Now when I get a bit torn I know the end is near

Thought I hear that big maggie has the same one 20 year

I'm a little bit of lastic an a little bit of lace

I was made for to cover your importan little place

Lads try to get their hands on me and end up in disgrace

I'm a little bit of lastic an a little bit of lace