Ain't We Crazy? - Bradley Kincaid

I know a little ditty

It's as crazy as can be

The guy who wrote it said he wanted it

And handed it to me

I found I couldn't use it

Because it sounded blue

And that's the very reason why

I'm handing it to you

It's a song the alligators sing

While coming through the rye

As they serenade the elephants

Up in the trees so high

The iceman hums this ditty

As he shovels in the cold

And the monkeys join the chorus

Up around the nothern pole

Ain't we crazy

Ain't we crazy

This is the way we pass the time away

Ain't we crazy

Ain't we crazy

We're going to sing this song all night today

It was midnight on the ocean

Not a streetcar was in sight

And the sun was shining brightly

For it rained all day that night

'Twas a summer night in winter

And the rain was snowing fast

And a barefoot boy with shoes on

Stood a-sitting in the grass

It was evening and the rising sun

Was setting in the west

The little fishes in the trees

Were huddled in their nest

The rain was pouring down

And the sun was shining bright

And everything that you could see

Was hidden out of sight

The cows were making cowslips

And the bells were ringing wet

And the bumblebees were making bums

And smoking cigarettes

And a man slept in a stable

And came out a little horse

So he hopped upon his golf sticks

And drove all around the course

Ain't we crazy

Ain't we crazy

This is the way we pass the time away

Ain't we crazy

Ain't we crazy

We're goin' to sing this song all night today