Alice, Who the F**k Is Alice - The Harmony Group

Ooh Sally called ooh when she got the word

Ooh

She said I suppose you've heard

Oooh

About Alice

Well I rushed to the window

And I looked outside

Oooh but I could hardly believe my eyes

Ooo has a big limousine rolled up

Oooh into Alice's drive

Oh I don't know why she's leaving

Or where she's gonna go

I guess she's got her reasons

But I just don't want to know

'Cause for twenty four years

I've been living next door to Alice

Alice

Who the f**k is Alice

Twenty four years just waiting for a chance

To tell her how I'm feeling maybe get a second glance

Now I've got to get used

To not living next door to Alice

Alice

Who the f**k is Alice

Oooh grew up together

Two kids in the park

Oooh carved our initials

Deep in the bark

Oooh me and Alice

Now she walks through the door

With her head held high

Oooh just for a moment I caught her eye

Oooh as a big limousine pulled slowly

Out of Alice's drive

Oh I don't know why she's leaving

Or where she's gonna go

I guess she's got her reasons

But I just don't want to know

'Cause for twenty four years

I've been living next door to Alice

Alice

Who the f**k is Alice

Twenty four years just waiting for a chance

To tell her how I'm feeling maybe get a second glance

Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice

Alice

Who the f**k is Alice

Oh and Sally called back ooh

And asked how I felt

Oooh and she said

I know how to help

Oooh get over Alice

She said now Alice is gone

But I'm still here

Oooh you know I've been waiting

For twenty four years

And the big limousine

Disappeared

I don't know why she's leaving

Or where she's gonna go

I guess she's got her reasons

But I just don't want to know

'Cause for twenty four years

I've been living next door to Alice

Alice

Who the f**k is Alice

Twenty four years just waiting for a chance

To tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance

But I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice

Alice

Who the f**k is Alice

I don't know why she's leaving

Or where she's gonna go

I guess she's got her reasons

But I just don't want to know

'Cause for twenty four years

I've been living next door to Alice

Alice

Who the f**k is Alice

Twenty four years just waiting for a chance

To tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance

But I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice

Alice

Who the f**k is Alice

I don't know why she's leaving

Or where she's gonna go

I guess she's got her reasons

But I just don't want to know

'Cause for twenty four years

I've been living next door to Alice

Alice

Who the f**k is Alice

Twenty four years