Andy The Handy Man - George Formby

Now i'm a jack of all trades as busy as a bee

Should anything need fixing just get in touch with me

If your water cisterns frozen or the babys face turns blue

Ring me on the telephone cause i know what to do

They call me andy george andy andy the handy man

My job is dandy dandy i do the best i can

I'm always at your service you may depend

And don't forget it's never too late to mend

As an artist i draw faces my profiles are divine

But when it comes to figures that's where i'm not so fine

A girl told me last night i didn't know where to draw the line

Oh it comes in handy being a handy man

Now in the park one morning a bulldog i did see

I fairly stood and shivered when it came and sniffed at me

I didn't even move when it mistook me for a tree

Oh it comes in handy being a handy man

They call me andy george andy andy the handy man

My job is dandy dandy i do the best i can

I'm always at your service you may depend

And don't forget it's never too late to mend

A baby once was christened the parson said well well

He isn't like his mother or his father you can tell

Who does the child remind you of and the choir began to yell

Oh it comes in handy being a handy man

A girl gave me a gold watch i said it's rather light

It's got no works inside it now surely that's not right

She said now don't you worry i'll give you the works tonight

Oh it comes in handy being a handy man