Beers Ago - Long Horn Country

I had a hand me down ride

Painted rattle can red

Second hand tires with poor boy tread

Made a lot of almost love

In the bed of that truck

That got stuck a lot

Just letter jacket boys singing

Jerry Jeff songs

Drinking everything we could

Get our hands on

Learning 'bout right

By doing it wrong

Hoping we didn't get caught

And we spent what little

Bit of money we had

On wintergreen Skoal and main street gas

Go get your girl go make the drag

If you're lucky you can take her

Cross the rail road tracks

Where the man in the moon

Works his magic

On the second runner up of the 4H pageant

Seems like yesterday even though

That was fourteen hundred

And fifty two beers ago

Skipped that town on my birthday

For eighteen years I was headed that way

Where old red stopped I just stayed

In a room without a view

I met a one look girl in a two bit bar

I had a place she had a car

I won her heart with my guitar

I sang her the homesick blues 'bout

Spending what little bit of money we had

On wintergreen Skoal and main street gas

Go get your girl go make the drag

If you're lucky you can take her

Cross the railroad tracks

Where the man in the moon works his magic

On the second runner up of the 4H pageant

It seems like yesterday even though

That was fifteen hundred and sixty two beers ago

Spending what little bit of money we had

On wintergreen Skoal and main street gas

And go get your girl and go make the drag

If you're lucky you can take her

Cross the railroad tracks

Where the man in the moon works his magic

On the second runner up of the 4H pageant

It seems like yesterday even though

That was sixteen hundred and fifty two beers

A whole lot of highway a whole lot of year

Sixteen hundred and fifty three beers ago