Big Black Man (From "The Full Monty") - Musical Mania

When I was just a little nipper

Daddy told me "Son

That thing there underneath your zipper

Can be lots of fun

When you get a little older

You'll understand

That every woman in the world loves

A big black man "

Now I ain't elite I ain't no man of means

But I got mean feet and my daddy's genes

You just meet me once and you'll understand

There ain't nothing in the world like

A big black man

Cause I'm big and I'm proud

Singing out loud

Dancing it since the day I was born

Who's got the tools

Who breaks the rules

'Git back

And let a man do the popcorn

I'm what your sister and your mother's

Always thinking of

They put my picture on the cover

Of the book of love

Never need a line

I don't need no plan

'Cause there ain't nothin in the world like a -

Here I go

Now hit me

Hit me twice

Hit me three times

I do the monkey

The mashed potatoes

I do the jerk

Now watch me work

You can look up and down

All over town

Ask anybody

Ask all around

Who knows the grooves

Who busta' moves

I got the

And the

And the

I'm/He's what your sister and

Your mama's always thinking of

I/You take up eight whole chapters

In the book of love

It's a long low load with a deep dark tan

There ain't nothing in the world

Like a big black man

Sing

A big black man

A big black man

A big black man

A big black man

A big black man

A big black man

A big black man

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