Billy Joe McGuffrey - VeggieTales

Now Billy Joe McGuffrey

Was a really clumsy kid

On the first day of first grade

I'll tell you what he did

He tripped over a pencil box

Flew up in the air

Landed on a kangaroo

Who pulled out all his hair

He needed first aid in the first grade

First aid in the first grade

First aid in the first grade

You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid

Now Billy Joe McGuffrey

Was a really clumsy kid

On the second say of second grade

I'll tell you what he did

He slipped on a banana peel

Flew up in the sky

Landed on a chimpanzee

Who poked him in the eye

He needed first aid in the second grade

First aid in the second grade

First aid in the second grade

You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid

Now Billy Joe McGuffrey

Was a really clumsy kid

On the third day of third grade

I'll tell you what he did

He fell out of a fishing boat

Splashed into the sea

Landed on a moray eel

Who bit him on the knee

He needed first aid in the third grade

First aid in the third grade

First aid in the third grade

You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid

Mr Asparagus: "Twelfth grade "

Now Billy Joe McGuffrey

Was a really clumsy kid

On the twelfth day of twelfth grade

I'll tell you what he did

He walked into financial aid

Fell and broke a bone

Showed them all his bills

And got a great big college loan

He needed first aid in the twelfth grade

First aid in the twelfth grade

First aid in the twelfth grade

You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid

You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid