Campbeltown Loch - Andy Stewart

Oh

Campbeltown loch

I wish you were whiskey

Campbeltown loch

Och aye

Oh

Campbeltown loch

I wish you were whiskey

I would drink you dry

Now campbeltown loch is a beautiful place

But the price of the whiskey is grim

How nice it would be if the whiskey was free

And the loch was filled up to the brim

Campbeltown loch

I wish you were whiskey

Campbeltown loch

Och aye

Oh Campbeltown loch

I wish you were whiskey

I would drink you dry

I'd buy a yacht with the money I've got

And I'd anchor it out in the bay

If I wanted a nip

I'd go in for a dip

I'd be swimming by night and by day

Campbeltown loch

I wish you were whiskey

Campbeltown loch

Och aye

Oh Campbeltown loch

I wish you were whiskey

I would drink you dry

We'd have a gathering of the clans

They'd come from near and far

I can see them grin as they're wading in

And shouting slainte mhor

Campbeltown loch

I wish you were whiskey

Campbeltown loch

Och aye

Oh Campbeltown loch

I wish you were whiskey

I would drink you dry

But what if my boat should overturn

And drowned in the whiskey was I

You'd hear me shout you'd hear me call out

What a wonderful way to die

Campbeltown loch

I wish you were whiskey

Campbeltown loch

Och aye

Oh Campbeltown loch

I wish you were whiskey

I would drink you dry

But what's this I see

Och one for me

It's a vision to make your blood freeze

It's the police afloat in a dirty big boat

And they're shouting time gentlemen please

Oh no no

Campbeltown loch

I wish you were whiskey

Campbeltown loch

Och aye

Oh Campbeltown loch

I wish you were whiskey

I would drink you dry