There are roughly 55 million single women in the US, many of them with-it, smokin' and smart, with their finger on the pulse of life.
with-it: 时髦的
smokin: 性感；火辣
have/get one's finger on the pulse: 知道、了解正在发生的一切；消息灵通；掌握脉搏
But when that certain finger is ringless, even the most self-assured single dreads the shame and rebuke of disappointed family during a visit home.
self-assured: 有自信的
The holidays are known to cause stress to scores of single women in the throes of 'The Panic Years', who dub the annual visit-cum-interrogation the 'Thanksgiving Third Degree'.
throe: 剧痛；阵痛
Third Degree: 严刑逼供；拷问
Now some women have admitted to buying fake, cheap 'engagement rings' just to prevent parents - and other overly-critical family members - from delivering ridicule and judgement over their single status.
It may sound like a slippery slope towards avoidance issues and other psychological problems – but if it muzzles them long enough without you getting grilled about why your boyfriend of three years hasn't proposed yet, it could be well worth the $30 investment.
slippery slope: 灾难性的急剧下滑；滑坡效应
grill: 拷问；盘问（犯人等）
Sometimes it's downright soul-crushing when you come home for the holidays empty-handed-literally-watching your family members' faces crumble in disappointment that you're back another year without any engagement bling.
downright: 明白的；直率的；显明的
Heather, a 31-year old lawyer from New York, was well on her way to being both unhitched and unhinged, thanks to her mother's persistent pestering about marriage.
unhitched: 未婚的
unhinged: 精神错乱的
pester: 纠缠；烦扰；使烦恼
She feared that the constant nagging could destroy not just her own sanity, but threaten her long-time relationship with her boyfriend, Tony, who was regularly interrogated about his intentions from his would-be mother-in-law.
nag: 不断地唠叨
Well aware that showing up without a ring for the holidays would taint the mood of the entire weekend, she became very resourceful.
resourceful: 资源丰富的；足智多谋的；机智的
'I got a fake ring for 30 bucks just to shut her up,' she said. 'It actually worked and it turned into a really great visit!'
Just three months later, Heather had a real ring to show off. Tony proposed on their own timetable - on Valentine's Day - and her mother was never the wiser.
never the wiser: 依旧不懂；仍然一无所知
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